New Years is almost here, and it's a start of a new year so we should clear the air and just let it all go don't you all agree? I'll go first. I think you're all idiots who don't know the difference between chocolate and peas, and for the record unlike the rest of my year, I still have managed to keep my legs closed and don't sleep with whatever moves. And you can quote me on that.
You know, Eddie, it is quite adorable how you always spring to people's defense. Tell me, is it just a crush or is there something going on in that dorm that we should know about? Please stop making it oh so obvious, have some sense of decorum.
Emma darling, last time I heard, you brother lost it to Phoebe the first year they were dating. So if he said he was a virgin, it was a lie. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I doubt dearest Callum is a virgin. As for Charlotte? I don't think shes pregnant, I think that's just Phoebe wishing she was.
James, you're an idiot. I don't really know if I could be much more blunt about that, but really, I wouldn't want to make you cry.